Top Ten Gifts NASCAR Drivers' Dads are Sick of Getting
10. Tom Busch – Cards with before and after pictures of Kurt on the front that all say “Ears to you, Dad!”
9. Ned Jarrett – Shipping boxes, packing tape, and foam peanuts. Getting to pop all that bubble wrap is kinda cool though.
8. Russ Wallace – Miller Lite… No, wait! Who are we kidding? He loves the beer – he is sick of the the stuffed lizards AND the offers to lower his car insurance. And what is with these end tables?
7. John Bickford – Memberships in the Official Jeff Gordon Fan Club.
6. Greg Newman – Another rescue dog; they get expensive to feed and board when you are on the road. “Why can’t he just give a tie like other kids?”
5. John Burton – Guns and ammo, fishing poles and tackle, and cell phones with unlimited rollover minutes.
4. Nelson Stewart – Home Depot gift cards. He still hasn’t spent the ones from his birthday and Christmas yet since they don’t sell Sprint Car parts.
3. Jim Sauter – Autographed sheet metal from his sons’ wrecked race cars.
2. Gary Johnson – Smelling salts. The medicine cabinet is overflowing! Fortunately, Jimmie isn’t as accident prone now as he was as a child.
1. Richard Petty – More belt buckles. Seriously, how many can a guy wear at once?
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