The Platinum Standard - Afterbirth of the Worm

Afterbirth of the Worm
A look behind the stained curtain at the service known as Aftermath of the Storm, based on the inarticulate and illiterate manifesto taken from his web site.
(with italicized added commentary)

Who is “The Platinum Standard?”
I am referred to as “The Platinum Standard” in handicapping.
You are referred to as a jack ass and a con man. But please, go on.

I have been in the underground service industry for over six years.
“Underground service?” WTF??!! Work with Harriet Tubman do ya?

In six years, my underground clientele has been very successful, and I have earned much respect along the way.
You have earned ridicule and scorn, and righteously so.

After several months of success, word traveled, and there were more people interested. I eventually had a mass e-mail distribution list that was taking up most of my time.
Except for the time I take every day to shill and solicit for customers in every sports forum I can find. I am so “successful”and “Word has travelled” so much that I have to troll the internet like a common street beggar.

Handicapping Style
Keep in mind that winning 60% or more doesn’t guarantee profit.
Especially when you have no money management skills, and play -280 favorites as regularly as I do.

Service Expectations
As a client of Aftermath Sports, you can expect:
- Honesty and Respect!
- No phony B.S. past records.
I am monitored by My Handicapper and Track Picks. I feel that services that don’t have picks tracked are hiding something. Visitors and clients can research for themselves.
And what will the find if they do the research?
BOTH monitors have you at approximately 45% and down well over 200 units this season, but, at your site you give yourself a winning record.
So much for “honesty” and “BS records” and “not hiding anything.”

Package Pricing, and Payment Methods
I wouldn’t think of wasting my client’s money on daily fees when they can just spend $77 and get a total of 10 days right here at AftermathOfTheStorm.com.
But I offer daily packages anyway, just to show I am not prejudiced – I will take money any way I can.

PRICING:
7-Day package is $77 or $11 per day
30-Day package is $199 or $6.63 per day
90-Day package for $399 or just $4.43 per day

Or, you can Custom-Create your own package!! Name the term you would want and negotiate the price! The very first service to offer this!
Yes, this screams of desperation, but beggars can’t be shackled by things such as pride.

Final Thoughts and Advice
Don’t chase losses. This is the easiest and fastest way to lose your money.
Wrong. Betting on your plays is the fastest way to lose money known to man.

Money-management is always key for my clients. I usually would start a season with at least $1500 to play with. This is for the $200 player. The $100 player should have at least $700 to play with. Eventually you will be on your way to winning even bigger profits with ease.
OK, let’s apply your math to your plays. A $100 player has $700 to start with. In your baseball play, you were down over 200 units by June. So, a $100 player would have lost his bankroll approximately 30 times over. Do you have any idea how monumentally bad you have to be to lose on that scale?

If you ever have any questions or need help in any way please feel free to contact me via the hotline, or via e-mail.
Just don’t expect a response. I hide like a girl when the tough questions come out, and refuse to answer the most basic of stuff, like “How come your site says you were 7-2 last week when both monitors said you went 2-7?”

Not many services will give out free trials and free system picks because of their fear of losing.
Are you kidding with this crap? Just about EVERY service offers free plays to try and suck in clients. But you do separate yourself from them on this account –I have never seen one that loses as much as you do!

I don’t have that fear.
I also don’t have any handicapping skill, integrity or dignity.
Or a girlfriend, or a job that pays minimum wage.

I can’t say that losses won’t come, but the wins will always over-shadow the losses!
At least they will at my site. I can’t say the same for the monitors.
We are in this together so jump on board and let the winning begin!!

Let me put this as simply and as succinctly as I can - you are a yeast infection, dripping from the womb of humanity.