Hennie Youngman , once said:
> 1. When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a good
> memory.. I don't remember, what I chose.
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> 2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom
> factory.
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> 3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
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> 4. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...'
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> 5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men -
> 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
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> 6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on
> earth.
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> 7. There are three stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try
> Weekly, and Try Weakly.
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> 8. Virginity can be cured.
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> 9. Virginity is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.
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> 10. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
> partner, you'd better have a good hand.
>
> 11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too
> small.
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> 12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
>
> 13. Q: What's an Australian kiss?
> A: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
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> 14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was
> happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing......
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> 15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a mans life?
> A: Life sucks, job sucks, and the wife doesn't.
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> 16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
> A: Breasts don't have eyes.
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> 17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many
> men still sleep with their wives!!
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