> Married Too Long?
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> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
> the channels.
> She asked, 'What's on TV?'
> I said, 'Dust.'
> And then the fight started...
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> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
> anniversary.
> She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to
> 200 in about 3
> Seconds.'
> I bought her a scale.
> And then the fight started...
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> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
> her someplace
> Expensive - so I took her to a gas station...
> And then the fight started....
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> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
> reunion,and I kept
> Staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
> alone at a nearby
> Table.
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend..
> I understand she took to
> Drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and
> I hear she
> Hasn't been sober since.'
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a
> person could go on celebrating
> That long?'
> And then the fight started...
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> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
> apply for Social
> Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
> driver's license to
> Verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
> left my wallet at
> Home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would
> have to go home
> And come back later.
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.
> So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She
> said, 'That
> Silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed my
> Social Security application.
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my
> experience at the Social
> Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped
> your pants. You might
> Have gotten disability, too'
> And then the fight started.....
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> A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
> Sh e is not happy
> With what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel
> horrible; I look old,
> Fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a
> compliment.'
> The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near
> perfect.'
> And then the fight started.
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> I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
> reason, took my order
> First."I'll have the strip steak, medium rare,
> please." He said, "Aren't you
> Worried about the mad cow?" "Nah, she can order
> for herself."
> And then the fight started.....
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