or black, I always get that confused. Is a bull market better than a bear market? Wouldn't want to be chased by either....
MLB locks will be right up
Blade, we need to find you a girl, life isn't all about posting buddy.
texas rangers -140
write up: if a texas ranger fought a pirate the ranger would surely win. rangers have six shooters while pirates have a sword and a single shot gun, no brainer here.
under 9 1/2 rangers
Baltimore: BAL are 2-7 in their last 9 road games.
Under is 7-1 in Chens last 8 starts overall.
Under is 19-7-1 in Chens last 27 on grass.
Texas: Under is 27-7 in TEX last 34 Fri. games.
TEX are 9-4 in their last 13 Fri. games.
Under is 24-11-1 in TEX last 36 home games.
Head to Head: BAL are 5-12 in the last 17 meetings.
A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them--yarrgh, er, pooped--in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye just from that!" "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
i'll be back later, Momma needs me to loofah her back.
gambling items i need to work on:
improve my poker face
learn how to count cards
learn how to win money playing slot machines
look for loose change in slot machines
be a better friend to my bookie so he cuts me some slack
only bet on sure things
What they have you in for Wilson?
Tor +125, oak +115
Long story blade, lets just say I now know the difference between a bank and a sperm bank, big difference
1-3 nice start
Sd +180, zona +125, yanks +135, Balt +105, white sox -110
Long story blade, lets just say I now know the difference between a bank and a sperm bank, big difference
I'll leave it alone. 😆
Boston -135, Balt +120, angels pick, Tampa +105, cincy -145, mets -110
9-6 +3.40 units
wash -125, sd +105, zona -140, sea -115
phil mickelson was 16-1 to win that tournament
phil mickelson was 16-1 to win that tournament
You have him?
Swear to god I almost threw a few bucks on him but I'm like 0-99 betting Golf, probrably because I no nothing about betting it.
didn't bet on him blade but my buddy did
16-1 would have been a nice payout for sure