Little Johnny at his best!!
Little Johnny was going through puberty and was on his way to bed one night when he heard his Mom and Dad in the bedroom going at it and taps Dad on the shoulder and says, "Daddy, what are you and Mom doing." The Dad replies, "Well, Johnny, we are playing poker and your Mom is wild." Johnny seems a bit confused and heads on to his room when he hears the same noise from his older brother's room. He taps his bro on the shoulder and says "Brother, what are you and her doing." His brother replies, "We are playing poker and Lisa is wild." Johnny goes on to bed without a clue. The next morning Dad goes in JOhnny's room to wake him, and as he opens the door Johnny pulls the covers over him and puts the dirty magazine under the bed. "Johnny, what were you doing," Dad said. Johnny replied, "Well, Dad, I was playing poker."
"Yes, but where was your wild card, Johnny?"
Johnny replied, "Dad, with a hand like this, you don't need a wild card."
Tell that one at your next poker game!!