Same to you. I'm going to parlay this brisket and some Dos Equis into a nap.

Thanks buddy, same to you. Was 84 here yesterday, should still be 75 today. I'm ready for the warm weather. Smoking a prime brisket from Costco today,...

I got into the hooch last night so I forgot to come back with the punchline, anyway better late then never. When you come home, your computer is up...

I can imagine someone named doug going down wouldn't be something I'd like to see either. I'm really on a roll today.

Funny. Hey Tim, I got a joke for ya. (It's offensive and possibly mildly racist so I apologize in advance to others) How do you know if an Asian gu...

He texted me and said he was at your mom's house. You should check in on both of them, sounds serious.

I doubt it. He was probably just tired of the nonsense. I can't say I blame him to be honest. If I had to guess I would suspect he's either never comi...

Maybe he'll be back then. I haven't seen him logged in for some time. Perhaps he's in the slammer.

Is that like baseball for dummies?

Did he say something previously about posting for baseball, Ranger?

No baseball today, Tim?

With all the shit I have and continue to put in my body, water is the least of my concerns Ranger. I'm retiring from the Chinese buffet though, that s...

I just ate 3 plates at a Chinese buffet for dinner and stopped and got a dozen donuts on the way home so I might be right behind you in the death marc...

I will take the Winner Kyle Larson! Send me your name and address and I will forward it to the guys at Man Crates so they can ship it out. Congrats

Not even the first fucking corner and my A driver is in a wreck. I can't catch a break this season.